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The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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Why do chemists like working with ammonia?
Cuz it's pretty basic stuff.
Cuz it's pretty basic stuff.
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Money Has Recently Been Discovered To Be A Not Yet Identified Super Heavy Element
The proposed name is: Unobtainium.
The proposed name is: Unobtainium.
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Did you know protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
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Question: What's a pirate's favorite element?
Answer: Gold (Bet you thought I was gonna say Arrrgon)
Answer: Gold (Bet you thought I was gonna say Arrrgon)
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
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What do you call the guest registry at the Annual Bovine Convention of Cows in Chemistry?
A Cattle-List!
moooo
A Cattle-List!
moooo
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If only work were that simple (ft. 30sec MS paint)
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I've many chemistry jokes, I am just afraid they wouldn't get a very good reaction.
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Opening your book for the first time for a test be like:
Oxygen
Hydrogen
Carbon
Radium
Phosphorus
Oxygen
Hydrogen
Carbon
Radium
Phosphorus
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What's the difference between Chemistry and Cooking?
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.
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You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron
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I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they are cheaper than day rates.
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Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe
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If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?
A mole of molasses
A mole of molasses
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Practice Exam Problem:
How many views does Chemistry Community have? (10 pts)
a) 100,000
b) 1,000,000
c) 5,000,000
d) none of the above
How many views does Chemistry Community have? (10 pts)
a) 100,000
b) 1,000,000
c) 5,000,000
d) none of the above
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel
A ferrous wheel
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
A: A one molar solution.
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Always have a positive attitude so you don't have an electron cloud hanging over your head
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What do dipoles say as they pass each other?
"Do you have a moment?"
"Do you have a moment?"
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Why did the chemist run slow in the relay race?
He wanted to be the rate determining step
He wanted to be the rate determining step
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It's no fun cracking jokes in front of people who aren't spontaneous. Don't get much of a reaction.
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Have you heard about Agent 007 going to Antarctica? It was a polar Bond.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Did you know you could cool yourself to -273 degrees celsius and still be 0k?
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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what was the name of the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms
looooolllll
Sherlock Ohms
looooolllll
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down
He just couldn't put it down
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
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