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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe - Fe
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe - Fe
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Water: Hey oil! Wanna hang out?
Oil: Sorry. I can't mix with you guys.
Water: Hydrophobe!
Oil: Sorry. I can't mix with you guys.
Water: Hydrophobe!
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If you're serious about chemistry, the only frat you should be thinking about joining is Sig Fig. ;)
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Chemistry? More like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on...
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What did the scientist say when he/she found two isotopes of helium? HeHe.
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A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3's!"
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Pre-2012 chemistry joke bruuh :/
Explanation: Uuh (ununhexium) was officially named as Lv (livermorium) in 2012. So sadly we can't make this joke anymore bruuh
https://www.nature.com/articles/nchem.2593
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Two men walk into a chemistry-themed bar. The first man asks for a glass of H2O. The second man says, "I'll have a glass of H20, too". The second man has to go to the hospital.
(H202 aka dihydrogen dioxide aka not actually water the bartender got bamboozled)
(H202 aka dihydrogen dioxide aka not actually water the bartender got bamboozled)
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Argon and Neon walk into a bar during the French Revolution. The bartender said "We don't serve noble gasses here"
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said NaBrO
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Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
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People always say all the good chemistry jokes Argon, but NO3-, they're not.
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I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones Argon!
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You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you’re a total BaBe
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.
He's 0K now.
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Q: What did one charged atom say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.
A: I've got my ion you.
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Why do chemists like nitrates? Because they're cheaper than day rates.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state!
Because it's in the ground state!
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What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
it's CoRnY
it's CoRnY
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I have many chemistry jokes.
I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!
I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!
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Are you made up of copper and tellurium? Cause you're really CuTe wow
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Learning about electrons is exciting. They bring chemistry to a whole new level.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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I tried to make a good chemistry joke...
But there was no reaction :(
But there was no reaction :(
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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.
What do you do with a wounded chemist?
Helium.
A sick chemist?
Curium.
Barium.
What do you do with a wounded chemist?
Helium.
A sick chemist?
Curium.
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Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They always have a solution.
A: They always have a solution.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
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My favorite jokes are about Cobalt, Radon, and Yttrium because I love CoRnY chemistry jokes
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Q: What is a Ochem students favorite kind of plant? A: A chemistree
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Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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I try to make chemistry jokes, but generally there is no reaction.
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Atom: Oh my gosh I've lost a neutron!
Another atom: Don't worry, you can get a new one "free of charge".
Another atom: Don't worry, you can get a new one "free of charge".
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Chemistry Pickup Line:
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium?
Because you're BeAuTi-ful
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium?
Because you're BeAuTi-ful
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A photon checks into a hotel and they ask if he has any luggage.
"No, I'm traveling light."
"No, I'm traveling light."
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Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe
A: A CaNiNe
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