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Postby Christine Nguyen 3D » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:38 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christine Nguyen 3D » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:39 pm

What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christine Nguyen 3D » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:40 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christine Nguyen 3D » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:41 pm

We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!

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Postby Quinton Sprague 1A » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:45 pm

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Postby Becca Nelson 3F » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:13 am

A photon checks into a hotel. They ask if he needs any help with his luggage. He responds...

No, I am traveling light!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isha dis3d » Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:20 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby lauren_tran_1L » Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:43 pm

what is an iron-deficient female?
just a male

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alebenavides » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:52 pm

why did the noble gas cry? his friends Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ShinwooKim_3E » Mon Dec 07, 2020 5:54 pm

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nicolette Simoni 3L » Mon Dec 07, 2020 7:30 pm

What's the president elect's favorite type of ligand?

Bidentate

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jacob Schwarz-Discussion 3I » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:02 pm

What's the dullest element?
Obviously Bohrium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Acevedo 2E » Tue Dec 08, 2020 10:56 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it was a polar bear.

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Postby Nicolette Simoni 3L » Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:02 pm

What does a chemist wear under their lab coat?

A POLOnium shirt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:12 pm

Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:12 pm

I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nan_Guan_1L » Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:56 am

Looking back at my screenshots from Dr. Lavelle's class, I found THIS!! this must be the cutest H2O I've ever seen lmaooooo!! looks just like Mickey Mouse :))))))
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby idella 1D » Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:46 pm

What is one of the worst compounds to use for chemistry?

Uranium Scandium

(USc)

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Postby Nicolette Simoni 3L » Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:57 pm

How do chemists decorate for Christmas?

With a Chemistree!

Happy holidays everyone good luck with finals!
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Postby Wil Chai 3D » Wed Dec 09, 2020 5:38 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shana Patel 1C » Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:53 am

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
--> Its pretty basic stuff

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:11 pm

Why did the man get lead poisoning after eating lunch?

He had a Pb&J

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Postby Aliya 1H » Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:55 pm

I got a tshirt for Hanukkah today with a chem joke on it and thought I'd share:

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh-acid!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Acevedo 2E » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:34 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O CUBED!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:05 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shivani Kapur 2J » Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:31 pm

I would post all my good chemistry jokes but all of them Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joseph_Armani_3K » Fri Dec 11, 2020 2:15 pm

I don't like getting acid all over me. Nothing really happens; it just gets under my skin.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joyce Pang 2H » Fri Dec 11, 2020 2:24 pm

Are you and I both Lewis structures? because we resonate with each other :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:36 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:36 pm

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
-CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:37 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
-If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:38 pm

I would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but I only update them.... periodically!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:38 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
-HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mari Williams 1K » Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:51 pm

Why is the neutron so rich?
They get everything free of charge

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniela_Martinez_3B » Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:08 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1j » Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:40 pm

Why would Dr. Lavelle be like every other professor and not dance at the start of lectures? If he didn't, he'd be pretty Basic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1j » Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:42 pm

What does a chemist say when in pain? "Ouch that HERTZ!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claudia_Danysh_2B » Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:21 am

If H20 is the formula for water, is the formula for ice? H20 cubed!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:26 pm

A man was arrested last night for drinking battery acid.
Later he was charged.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:26 pm

even though coffee is more acidic, all Starbucks coffee products have a pH of 14
Extremely basic

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nicolette Simoni 3L » Sat Dec 12, 2020 5:37 pm

What did the other molecules say when they watched HCl bench press 200 lbs?

"WOW! That's one strong acid!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Renny_kim_2G » Sat Dec 12, 2020 6:24 pm

Helium makes my laugh sound like he he he

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mari Williams 1K » Sat Dec 12, 2020 6:51 pm

What kind of fish has 2 sodium atoms?
2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joyce Pang 2H » Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:31 am

Did you hear that guy's chem joke?
It was sodium funny

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Acevedo 2E » Sun Dec 13, 2020 10:14 am

Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joyce Pang 2H » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:10 am

Do you know what to call an atom with a charge? cuz ion know

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joyce Pang 2H » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:11 am

How do chemists greet each other?

They solute!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khushi_Gupta_1A » Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:16 am

What is a chemist’s favorite holiday song?
Oh Chemist-TREE, oh Chemist-TREE!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:26 am

What did one charged atom say to the other? I got my ion you!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:27 am

Why are chemists great for solving problems? Because they always have a solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:27 am

What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:28 am

What do you call a clown in jail? A Silicon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:28 am

Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:28 am

Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin Lin 1B » Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:23 am

What did the other elements say to the hydrogen?

What a loner!

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Postby Angel More » Tue Dec 15, 2020 10:09 am

I asked my brother he had some sodium hypobromite, but he said NaBrO.

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Postby Chem_Mod » Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:43 pm

Nan_Guan_3J wrote:Looking back at my screenshots from Dr. Lavelle's class, I found THIS!! this must be the cutest H2O I've ever seen lmaooooo!! looks just like Mickey Mouse :))))))


Good catch! lol

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Postby Giselle_zamora_1L » Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:14 pm

Do you have 11 protons?

Because your sodium fine ;)

*technically a pickup line but whatevs

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:04 pm

so that's what the eye washer things are used for
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:13 pm

The 4th law of thermodynamics:

Team Fortress 2 is better than overwatch

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zainab Jamali 1H » Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:17 pm

What does formaldehyde look like on vacation?
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Casual-dehyde!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AdilaAhmed3I » Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:41 pm

what do you call a prisoner that makes jokes?
a silicon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Castro » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:22 pm

lose an electron? Gotta keep an ion for it

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:24 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:25 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:25 pm

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gabe_Ek 1G » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:39 pm

Forget Hydrogen, you're my number one element ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305405193 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:43 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about Helium??

He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305405193 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:44 pm

What do you do with the sick chemist?

If you can't Helium, you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305405193 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:45 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305405193 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:46 pm

What did the sign to say when he found two isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Postby 305405193 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:48 pm

Why was the move oxygen was excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305405193 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:49 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O Cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305405193 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:50 pm

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madeline Marron 1I » Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:06 pm

Not necessarily a joke, more of a play on words. In any case, Happy Holidays y'all
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby John_Tran_3J » Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:09 pm

I would post a good chemistry joker here, but all the good ones argon!

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Postby Mansi Solanki 3A » Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:53 pm

What is a cation?
An ion with a paws-itive charge!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby jasonfarrales3D » Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:29 pm

Me: Did u hear about the bear that dissolved in water?
Friend: Huh?? Thats impossible!!
Me: It was a polar bear!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LexyDenaburg_3A » Wed Dec 16, 2020 6:13 pm

When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lamba

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:21 pm

Are there any good chemistry jokes?

I dont zinc so :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:23 pm

I dont trust atoms... I heard they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:25 pm

joe bidet won the election?
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Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:26 pm

The bases dominate acids
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:27 pm

was anyone doing this during the final ?
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Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:32 pm

oooo sharing
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Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm

oh my goodness
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Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:35 pm

pootan
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:56 pm

Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:56 pm

What's the dullest element? Bohrium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:57 pm

[size=200]Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state![/size]

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:57 pm

Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!

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Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:58 pm

If you're not part of the solution…you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:58 pm

We'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:59 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 8:00 pm

When you drop a gold bar on your toe

"Au"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 8:00 pm

Why are chemists great for solving problems? Because they always have a solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Wed Dec 16, 2020 8:01 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!

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Postby Molly Posta 1H » Wed Dec 16, 2020 8:37 pm

Throwback to the election
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305614361 » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:34 pm

Old Chemist never die they just stop reacting

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305614361 » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:38 pm

Q: How did the molecular spy introduce himself?
A: My name is Bond Covalent Bond. VSEPR


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